Come, celebrate the insanity of this Miu Miu bag with me
Miu Miu Pelouch Faux Fur Shoulder Bag, $1250 via Net-a-Porter.
We all know how I feel about fur bags, but sometimes a fur design is so deranged that it loops back around to awesome, and those bags need to be embraced and celebrated in all of their insane glory. With purple leather trim and fake fur dyed so unevenly that it looks like it was aggressively rubbed against a brand new pair of orange jeans, the Miu Miu Pelouche Faux Fur Shoulder Bag is perhaps the reigning poster child for this phenomenon.
And when I say “embraced and celebrated,” I don’t mean bought. Quite the contrary; it’s best to gaze upon these bags from a safe distance and marvel at the limitless cojones of whoever designed them. If you get too close, you might get some of the crazy on you. Miu Miu’s bags are rarely as notable as its shoes, but this is certainly one way to get us all to sit up and take notice. Although I can’t help but think that this bag is like a college coed with daddy issues – it doesn’t know the difference between negative and positive attention. Next thing you know, it’ll be making out with its roommate at a bar. Buy through Net-a-Porter for $1250.
Loewe “Flamenco” Bag: Loewering the Bar
Madrid's venerable house of Loewe has produced luxury goods since 1846. And it has recently been on a real handbag hot streak! (The "May" bag is utterly divine!).
But I'm sorry to say their latest effort, the "Flamenco" bag, flops - literally. A modern take on their emblematic eighties bag, it is, admittedly, a nice change from the highly structured "Amazon." However, this quasi-hobo in Napa leather with large pull tassels is just a bit too uninspired to be totally worthy of its reputable maker.
Described as "Loewe's funniest and cheekiest handbag," it's actually not so much curvaceous as it is bloated and the tassels seem present only out of lack of a better notion. Even infused with ubiquitous colorblocking (blue on purple, coral on pink) the "Flamenco" evokes gypsy, not luxury - and certainly not what we expect from Loewe. I think I will take my Flamenco the old-fashioned way: over Rioja at a tapas bar! Available at Loewe for $2,084.
Loewe “Flamenco” Bag: Loewering the Bar
Madrid's venerable house of Loewe has produced luxury goods since 1846. And it has recently been on a real handbag hot streak! (The "May" bag is utterly divine!).
But I'm sorry to say their latest effort, the "Flamenco" bag, flops - literally. A modern take on their emblematic eighties bag, it is, admittedly, a nice change from the highly structured "Amazon." However, this quasi-hobo in Napa leather with large pull tassels is just a bit too uninspired to be totally worthy of its reputable maker.
Described as "Loewe's funniest and cheekiest handbag," it's actually not so much curvaceous as it is bloated and the tassels seem present only out of lack of a better notion. Even infused with ubiquitous colorblocking (blue on purple, coral on pink) the "Flamenco" evokes gypsy, not luxury - and certainly not what we expect from Loewe. I think I will take my Flamenco the old-fashioned way: over Rioja at a tapas bar! Available at Loewe for $2,084.
Loewe “Flamenco” Bag: Loewering the Bar
Madrid's venerable house of Loewe has produced luxury goods since 1846. And it has recently been on a real handbag hot streak! (The "May" bag is utterly divine!).
But I'm sorry to say their latest effort, the "Flamenco" bag, flops - literally. A modern take on their emblematic eighties bag, it is, admittedly, a nice change from the highly structured "Amazon." However, this quasi-hobo in Napa leather with large pull tassels is just a bit too uninspired to be totally worthy of its reputable maker.
Described as "Loewe's funniest and cheekiest handbag," it's actually not so much curvaceous as it is bloated and the tassels seem present only out of lack of a better notion. Even infused with ubiquitous colorblocking (blue on purple, coral on pink) the "Flamenco" evokes gypsy, not luxury - and certainly not what we expect from Loewe. I think I will take my Flamenco the old-fashioned way: over Rioja at a tapas bar! Available at Loewe for $2,084.
Loewe “Flamenco” Bag: Loewering the Bar
Madrid's venerable house of Loewe has produced luxury goods since 1846. And it has recently been on a real handbag hot streak! (The "May" bag is utterly divine!).
But I'm sorry to say their latest effort, the "Flamenco" bag, flops - literally. A modern take on their emblematic eighties bag, it is, admittedly, a nice change from the highly structured "Amazon." However, this quasi-hobo in Napa leather with large pull tassels is just a bit too uninspired to be totally worthy of its reputable maker.
Described as "Loewe's funniest and cheekiest handbag," it's actually not so much curvaceous as it is bloated and the tassels seem present only out of lack of a better notion. Even infused with ubiquitous colorblocking (blue on purple, coral on pink) the "Flamenco" evokes gypsy, not luxury - and certainly not what we expect from Loewe. I think I will take my Flamenco the old-fashioned way: over Rioja at a tapas bar! Available at Loewe for $2,084.
Loewe “Flamenco” Bag: Loewering the Bar
Madrid's venerable house of Loewe has produced luxury goods since 1846. And it has recently been on a real handbag hot streak! (The "May" bag is utterly divine!).
But I'm sorry to say their latest effort, the "Flamenco" bag, flops - literally. A modern take on their emblematic eighties bag, it is, admittedly, a nice change from the highly structured "Amazon." However, this quasi-hobo in Napa leather with large pull tassels is just a bit too uninspired to be totally worthy of its reputable maker.
Described as "Loewe's funniest and cheekiest handbag," it's actually not so much curvaceous as it is bloated and the tassels seem present only out of lack of a better notion. Even infused with ubiquitous colorblocking (blue on purple, coral on pink) the "Flamenco" evokes gypsy, not luxury - and certainly not what we expect from Loewe. I think I will take my Flamenco the old-fashioned way: over Rioja at a tapas bar! Available at Loewe for $2,084.
Loewe “Flamenco” Bag: Loewering the Bar
Madrid's venerable house of Loewe has produced luxury goods since 1846. And it has recently been on a real handbag hot streak! (The "May" bag is utterly divine!).
But I'm sorry to say their latest effort, the "Flamenco" bag, flops - literally. A modern take on their emblematic eighties bag, it is, admittedly, a nice change from the highly structured "Amazon." However, this quasi-hobo in Napa leather with large pull tassels is just a bit too uninspired to be totally worthy of its reputable maker.
Described as "Loewe's funniest and cheekiest handbag," it's actually not so much curvaceous as it is bloated and the tassels seem present only out of lack of a better notion. Even infused with ubiquitous colorblocking (blue on purple, coral on pink) the "Flamenco" evokes gypsy, not luxury - and certainly not what we expect from Loewe. I think I will take my Flamenco the old-fashioned way: over Rioja at a tapas bar! Available at Loewe for $2,084.
Kate Middleton supports British bag designers while touring Canada
Kate Middleton carries the Mulberry Polly Push Lock Satchel and Anya Hindmarch Fan Straw Clutch
These days, the best way for a piece of clothing to become scarce is for Kate Middleton (although that’s probably not her last name anymore, right?) to wear it publically. The Internet has been reveling in a deluge of the Duchess’s outfits while she’s touring Canada with Prince William, and as always, she’s been careful to choose pieces that both recognize her British roots and acknowledge the theme of whatever event she’s attending at the moment. Naturally, what we’re interested in are her accessories, and all of Kate’s notable bags thus far have been British: the Mulberry Polly Push Lock Satchel and the Anya Hindmarch Fan Straw Clutch.
As a proof of concept, it’s already become difficult to locate either of these bags, although Net-a-Porter had this Mulberry model in stock just days ago. Mulberry still has availability of the bag via its website for $1300, but I imagine that will be short-lived. If you’d prefer the Anya Hindmarch clutch, we’re sad to report that £350 clutch is now sold out on the designer’s website.
Net-a-Porter still has the Mulberry Polly Push Lock Tote in stock, priced at $1400.
Pictures via Getty and the Daily Mail.
Marc by Marc Jacobs “Bianca Dreams of Monte Carlo” Straw Satchel: Bianca Dreams in Blanca
"Bianca Dreams of Monte Carlo?" Uh, make that, "Kelly Dreams of Monte Carlo!" I love me a good square tote, and not only is Marc by Marc Jacobs' satchel fabulously shaped, it has major function in mind.
First, the creamy white is easy and not at all intimidating in finely woven straw (which won't show or pick up dirt the way sleeker materials do). The tight weave is refined, giving this perkily squared-off bag a rich texture. White leather trim with gold hardware enhances the richness. Pockets on the gusset translate to quick access, without fussing up the perfect geometry. Add to that three inside pockets and it screams function.
And what's this? A beachy surprise! The lining is the same multi-color stripe from Marc by Marc's Spring ready-to-wear collection, one of my favorites of the season. For the price, this summer tote is truly a dream, wherever yours take you. I love that the texture hides dirt, but don't even worry. Just have fun. This is a tote you should enjoy, throw around, without regretting a thing! At Saks Fifth Avenue for $358.
Pair with: While they might be on the casual side for strutting in Monte Carlo, Reed Krakoff's nude sandals, as glamorous as an earthy flat could ever dream of being, are an easy answer to this woven satchel. A notice the white buckle! Reed Krakoff Ankle-Cuff Leather Flat Sandals, $595.
Marc by Marc Jacobs “Bianca Dreams of Monte Carlo” Straw Satchel: Bianca Dreams in Blanca
"Bianca Dreams of Monte Carlo?" Uh, make that, "Kelly Dreams of Monte Carlo!" I love me a good square tote, and not only is Marc by Marc Jacobs' satchel fabulously shaped, it has major function in mind.
First, the creamy white is easy and not at all intimidating in finely woven straw (which won't show or pick up dirt the way sleeker materials do). The tight weave is refined, giving this perkily squared-off bag a rich texture. White leather trim with gold hardware enhances the richness. Pockets on the gusset translate to quick access, without fussing up the perfect geometry. Add to that three inside pockets and it screams function.
And what's this? A beachy surprise! The lining is the same multi-color stripe from Marc by Marc's Spring ready-to-wear collection, one of my favorites of the season. For the price, this summer tote is truly a dream, wherever yours take you. I love that the texture hides dirt, but don't even worry. Just have fun. This is a tote you should enjoy, throw around, without regretting a thing! At Saks Fifth Avenue for $358.
Pair with: While they might be on the casual side for strutting in Monte Carlo, Reed Krakoff's nude sandals, as glamorous as an earthy flat could ever dream of being, are an easy answer to this woven satchel. A notice the white buckle! Reed Krakoff Ankle-Cuff Leather Flat Sandals, $595.